I am in some building, in the cloakroom waiting for the lady to bring me my jacket. Meanwhile I notice an actor I reeeeeeeally like (JS) and I am like "don't waste your chance!". So I stop him and ask him for autograph. He doesn't seem very eager, but also surprised that someone asked him for it. He sings it and then shakes my hand, saying with smile "I hate you." and laughs. I say with smile and sarcasm with my voice that I hate him too and all he says is "No you don't. You love me."
Fuck yes, I do. How did you know.